Backflipping ninjas every-freaking-where!

2007 December 3
by NinjaEditor

Today begins the first day of a seven-day fast here at the House of Prayer. It’s called the Global Bridegroom Fast week, in which hundreds of people give up their food, time and energy to spend more time in prayer. And you know what that means? Well I’ll tell you what it means: backflipping assassinating awesome ninja action!!!

I mean, these people are already going to be weak and tired. They’re such easy targets now that I’m going to lower my rates. Three assassinations for the price of one! Act now before I come kill you and take your money anyway!!

But seriously. Pray for grace for me. I want to do this fast well and get myself grounded in prayer in preparation for the craziness of Christmas and the Onething Conference. The booth I’m working is really going to need a ninja for crowd control … more on that later.

from → fasting, onething conference

5 Responses
  1. 2007 December 3
    idhrendur permalink

    Prayer…check.

    And I may just have some assassinations for you…I’m busy assassinating software bugs.

  2. 2007 December 4
    Jenn's Mom permalink

    Tell us more about the booth you’ll be working!!! Oh, I mean, will you please tell us more…I don’t want to get myself killed here.

  3. 2007 December 5
    Jenn S. (a.k.a. Ducky) permalink

    @ Id: Thanks friend! *sends Idhrendur a sword of +4 bug-choppage*

    @ Mom: All in good time, Mother… *evil laughter*

  4. 2007 December 5
    Ken permalink

    I wanna hear about the booth! Could it be an FMG booth ? Or perhaps a new type of Prayer Room Ninjaish Internship all in the Spirit based on Ephesians 6?

  5. 2007 December 5
    Jenn S. (a.k.a. Ducky) permalink

    Ken: you are close to the answer. Very close.

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