Life’s little pleasures

• “Sweet revelation” on a Bible passage you’ve been staring at, uncomprehending, for the last few years
• Lindt dark chocolate bars that are 85% cocoa
• Colored duct tape
• A warm puppy — but not too warm or else your lap gets all hot and itchy
• Nasal spray when you have a cold
• Rubber duckies, especially glow-in-the-dark ones
• Fresh laundry
• Satirical linguistics
• Gentiles who say “Oy”